Gay Pride beauty contests, and the clubs are packed and cock-crazy men fill the streets.
After all, we all know that size matters! It features the largest rainbow flag in the world – which stretches from one side of the island to the other. While it sometimes seems that every day is a Pride event, the official and utterly divine Key West Pridefest is actually held the first week of June. You’ll find drag contests, karaoke and the world famous Bushettes – a fagfuckingtastic group of divine divas with a little extra sausage under their skirts! It usually has an Alice in Wonderland theme – so this could be your chance to be the Queen of Hearts!įantasy Fest has drag-related events all over the island – and for this week, we’ll actually outnumber the genetic girls!
The most dragulicious time in Key West is the annual Fantasy Fest – held every October – or should I say, “Cocktober.”įantasy Fest is a weeklong annual event that brings down drag queens and the boys who love them from across America. The party lasts from February through April – with the bars open until 4 AM – to give you as much time as possible to get all the cock a college boy could ever want! Fantasy Fest They attract some of the sluttiest college boys in the nation. Starting in 2007, Key West created America’s only official Gay Spring Break – with no sorority sluts or homophobes allowed!
But unfortunately, most spring break destinations are full of Frat boys, Sorority girls, and other people a gay college boy just wouldn’t want to deal with.īut, take heart my kinky little twinks. Spring break is a rite of passage for many college kids who want to spend a week or two in Florida getting hammered and laid. So, try and show a little bit of self-control! The trolley itself is a bit of a cruising scene – but you’ll have to keep it in your pants until the tour is done. The rainbow-colored trolley will take you on a 70-minute tour of gay spots – both historic and sinfully sexy – in and around Key West. When that’s the case, you’ll want to line up for the Key West Gay Trolley Tour. And, we all know that it’s fun to take a tour of the town and see and be seen. While you might want to – I know I’ve been tempted – you can’t spend your entire trip sucking cock under the Dick Dock. It’s like a one-stop shopping spot for cock! As soon as you get out of plain view, you’ll notice the hot men moving under the pylons.Īll you need to do is make eye contact with the cock of your choice, and you can become the doyenne of the Dick Dock. When you get to the beach, simply look for the pier and then head underneath it.
In other words, feel free to unzip and let it rip bareback style without worrying about the law cumming down on your sweet little ass. The Dick Dock is one of the only officially sanctioned gay cruising spots in America. If you want to suck cock or bend over and take it like a man with no muss, no fuss, and no strings attached, you’ll want to cruise on over to the infamous Dick Dock on Higgs Beach. You simply must must must make Duval Street your first stop on any Key West cruising spree! The Dick Dock You’ll also find tons of great restaurants and divine views of the Atlantic Ocean. The gay bars and clubs on Duval Street are often open until dawn, and as soon as the sun goes down the entire area becomes a mecca for cockaholics of all ages and races from sexy boytoys to hot gay bears. Located right on the port, Duval Street is full of fabulous shopping – and some breeder tourists – during the day, but then comes alive at night. So, let me be your guide as I show you what and who to do when you hit Key West and prepare to slut your stuff! Duval Streetįor the most cockalicious cruising in Key West, you’ll want to find a hotel in or near Duval Street – which is the city’s main gayborhood. Truman, who built the Southern White House here, to Tennessee Williams, Earnest Hemingway and Jimmy Buffet.Īll I know is that once I visited Key West, I knew I had to keep cumming back for more! Key West has had its share of famous people take up residence here – from Harry S. The official town motto of Key West is “One Human Family,” and the entire city goes out of its way to allow men to come out in style! It’s the place to go when you want to cruise the beaches all day long, and then find steamy clubs filled with slutty Latin lovers at night. The city is always warm – and is known as the only metropolis in the continental United States to never have seen frost. Key West is the most gay-friendly town in Florida – and located just 90 miles north of Cuba, the city is a Caliente party town south of the Mason/Dixon Line! I’m talking about Key West – the southernmost point in the United States, and one of the hottest places for any guy to find the man of his wet dreams. Sitting On The Dock Of The Gays – Our Fabulous Travel Guide To Gay Key West, Florida